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A Dog's Tale




by Mark Twain

I

 

My father was a St. Bernard, my mother was a collie, but I am a Presbyterian. This is what my mother told me; I do not know these nice distinctions myself. To me they are only fine large words meaning nothing. My mother had a fondness for such; she liked to say them, and see other dogs look surprised and envious, as wondering how she got so much education. But, indeed, it was not real education; it was only show: she got the words by listening in the dining-room and drawing-room when there was company, and by going with the children to Sunday-school and listening there; and whenever she heard a large word she said it over to herself many times, and so was able to keep it until there was a dogmatic gathering in the neighborhood, then she would get it off, and surprise and distress them all, from pocket- pup to mastiff, which rewarded her for all her trouble. If there was a stranger he was nearly sure to be suspicious, and when he got his breath again he would ask her what it meant. And she always told him. He was never expecting this, but thought he would catch her; so when she told him, he was the one that looked ashamed, whereas he had thought it was going to be she. The others were always waiting for this, and glad of it and proud of her, for they knew what was going to happen, because they had had experience. When she told the meaning of a big word they were all so taken up with admiration that it never occurred to any dog to doubt if it was the right one; and that was natural, because, for one thing, she answered up so promptly that it seemed like a dictionary speaking, and for another thing, where could they find out whether it was right or not? for she was the only cultivated dog there was. By-and- by, when I was older, she brought home the word Unintellectual, one time, and worked it pretty hard all the week at different gatherings, making much unhappiness and despondency; and it was at this time that I noticed that during that week she was asked for the meaning at eight different assemblages, and flashed out a fresh definition every time, which showed me that she had more presence of mind than culture, though I said nothing, of course. She had one word which she always kept on hand, and ready, like a life-preserver, a kind of emergency word to strap on when she was likely to get washed overboard in a sudden waythat was the word Synonymous. When she happened to fetch out a long word which had had its day weeks before and its prepared meanings gone to her dump-pile, if there was a stranger there of course it knocked him groggy for a couple of minutes, then he would come to, and by that time she would be away down the wind on another tack, and not expecting anything; so when hed hail and ask her to cash in, I (the only dog on the inside of her game) could see her canvas flicker a momentbut only just a momentthen it would belly out taut and full, and she would say, as calm as a summers day, Its synonymous with supererogation, or some godless long reptile of a word like that, and go placidly about and skim away on the next tack, perfectly comfortable, you know, and leave that stranger looking profane and embarrassed, and the initiated slatting the floor with their tails in unison and their faces transfigured with a holy joy.



1)_______________________ She would drag home a whole phrase, if it had a grand sound, and play it six nights and two matinées, and explain it a new way every timewhich she had to, for all she cared for was the phrase; she wasnt interested in what it meant, and knew those dogs hadnt wit enough to catch her, anyway. Yes, she was a daisy! She got so she wasnt afraid of anything, she had such confidence in the ignorance of those creatures. She even brought anecdotes that she had heard the family and the dinner guests laugh and shout over; and as a rule she got the nub of one chestnut hitched onto another chestnut, where, of course, it didnt fit and hadnt any point; and when she delivered the nub she fell over and rolled on the floor and laughed and barked in the most insane way, while I could see that she was wondering to herself why it didnt seem as funny as it did when she first heard it. But no harm was done; the others rolled and barked too, privately ashamed of themselves for not seeing the point, and never suspecting that the fault was not with them and there wasnt any to see.



You can see by these things that she was of a rather vain and frivolous character; still, she had virtues, and enough to make up, I think. She had a kind heart and gentle ways, and never harbored resentments for injuries done her, but put them easily out of her mind and forgot them; and she taught her children her kindly way, and from her we learned also to be brave and prompt in time of danger, and not to run away, but face the peril that threatened friend or stranger, and help him the best we could without stopping to think what the cost might be to us. And she taught us not by words only, but by example, and that is the best way and the surest and the most lasting. Why, the brave things she did, the splendid things! she was just a soldier; and so modest about itwell, you couldnt help admiring her, and you couldnt help imitating her; not even a King Charles spaniel could remain entirely despicable in her society. So, as you see, there was more to her than her education.



II

 

When I was well grown, at last, I was sold and taken away, and I never saw her again. She was broken-hearted, and so was I, and we cried; but she comforted me as well as she could, and said we were sent into this world for a wise and good purpose, and must do our duties without repining, take our life as we might find it, live it for the best good of others, and never mind about the results; they were not our affair. She said men who did like this would have a noble and beautiful reward by-and-by in another world, and although we animals would not go there, to do well and right without reward would give to our brief lives a worthiness and dignity which in itself would be a reward. She had gathered these things from time to time when she had gone to the Sunday-school with the children, and had laid them up in her memory more carefully than she had done with those other words and phrases; and she had studied them deeply, for her good and ours. One may see by this that she had a wise and thoughtful head, for all there was so much lightness and vanity in it.

So we said our farewells, and looked our last upon each other through our tears; and the last thing she saidkeeping it for the last to make me remember it the better, I thinkwas, In memory of me, when there is a time of danger to another do not think of yourself, think of your mother, and do as she would do.

Do you think I could forget that? No.

 

III

 

It was such a charming home!my new one; a fine great house, with pictures, and delicate decorations, and rich furniture, and no gloom anywhere, but all the wilderness of dainty colors lit up with flooding sunshine; and the spacious grounds around it, and the great gardenoh, greensward, and noble trees, and flowers, no end! And I was the same as a member of the family; and they loved me, and petted me, and did not give me a new name, but called me by my old one that was dear to me because my mother had given it meAileen Mavourneen. She got it out of a song; and the Grays knew that song, and said it was a beautiful name.

Mrs. Gray was thirty, and so sweet and so lovely, you cannot imagine it; and Sadie was ten, and just like her mother, just a darling slender little copy of her, with auburn tails down her back, and short frocks; and the baby was a year old, and plump and dimpled, and fond of me, and never could get enough of hauling on my tail, and hugging me, and laughing out its innocent happiness; and Mr. Gray was thirty-eight, and tall and slender and handsome, a little bald in front, alert, quick in his movements, business-like, prompt, decided, unsentimental, and with that kind of trim-chiselled face that just seems to glint and sparkle with frosty intellectuality! He was a renowned scientist. I do not know what the word means, but my mother would know how to use it and get effects. She would know how to depress a rat-terrier with it and make a lap-dog look sorry he came. But that is not the best one; the best one was Laboratory. 2)___________ The laboratory was not a book, or a picture, or a place to wash your hands in, as the college presidents dog saidno, that is the lavatory; the laboratory is quite different, and is filled with jars, and bottles, and electrics, and wires, and strange machines; and every week other scientists came there and sat in the place, and used the machines, and discussed, and made what they called experiments and discoveries; and often I came, too, and stood around and listened, and tried to learn, for the sake of my mother, and in loving memory of her, although it was a pain to me, as realizing what she was losing out of her life and I gaining nothing at all; for try as I might, I was never able to make anything out of it at all.

Other times I lay on the floor in the mistresss work-room and slept, she gently using me for a footstool, knowing it pleased me, for it was a caress; other times I spent an hour in the nursery, and got well tousled and made happy; other times I watched by the crib there, when the baby was asleep and the nurse out for a few minutes on the babys affairs; other times I romped and raced through the grounds and the garden with Sadie till we were tired out, then slumbered on the grass in the shade of a tree while she read her book; other times I went visiting among the neighbor dogsfor there were some most pleasant ones not far away, and one very handsome and courteous and graceful one, a curly-haired Irish setter by the name of Robin Adair, who was a Presbyterian like me, and belonged to the Scotch minister.

The servants in our house were all kind to me and were fond of me, and so, as you see, mine was a pleasant life. 3)______________ I will say this for myself, for it is only the truth: I tried in all ways to do well and right, and honor my mothers memory and her teachings, and earn the happiness that had come to me, as best I could.

By-and-by came my little puppy, and then my cup was full, my happiness was perfect. It was the dearest little waddling thing, and so smooth and soft and velvety, and had such cunning little awkward paws, and such affectionate eyes, and such a sweet and innocent face; and it made me so proud to see how the children and their mother adored it, and fondled it, and exclaimed over every little wonderful thing it did. It did seem to me that life was just too lovely to

Then came the winter. One day I was standing a watch in the nursery. 4)_________________ The baby was asleep in the crib, which was alongside the bed, on the side next the fireplace. It was the kind of crib that has a lofty tent over it made of a gauzy stuff that you can see through. The nurse was out, and we two sleepers were alone. A spark from the wood-fire was shot out, and it lit on the slope of the tent. I suppose a quiet interval followed, then a scream from the baby woke me, and there was that tent flaming up towards the ceiling! Before I could think, I sprang to the floor in my fright, and in a second was half-way to the door; but in the next half-second my mothers farewell was sounding in my ears, and I was back on the bed again. I reached my head through the flames and dragged the baby out by the waistband, and tugged it along, and we fell to the floor together in a cloud of smoke; I snatched a new hold, and dragged the screaming little creature along and out at the door and around the bend of the hall, and was still tugging away, all excited and happy and proud, when the masters voice shouted:

Begone, you cursed beast! and I jumped to save myself; but he was wonderfully quick, and chased me up, striking furiously at me with his cane, I dodging this way and that, in terror, and at last a strong blow fell upon my left foreleg, which made me shriek and fall, for the moment, helpless; the cane went up for another blow, but never descended, for the nurses voice rang wildly out, The nurserys on fire! and the master rushed away in that direction, and my other bones were saved.

The pain was cruel, but, no matter, I must not lose any time; he might come back at any moment; so I limped on three legs to the other end of the hall, where there was a dark little stairway leading up into a garret where old boxes and such things were kept, as I had heard say, and where people seldom went. I managed to climb up there, then I searched my way through the dark among the piles of things, and hid in the secretest place I could find. It was foolish to be afraid there, yet still I was; so afraid that I held in and hardly even whimpered, though it would have been such a comfort to whimper, because that eases the pain, you know. But I could lick my leg, and that did me some good.

For half an hour there was a commotion downstairs, and shoutings, and rushing footsteps, and then there was quiet again. Quiet for some minutes, and that was grateful to my spirit, for then my fears began to go down; and fears are worse than painsoh, much worse. 5)_________________ They were calling mecalling me by namehunting for me!

It was muffled by distance, but that could not take the terror out of it, and it was the most dreadful sound to me that I had ever heard. It went all about, everywhere, down there: along the halls, through all the rooms, in both stories, and in the basement and the cellar; then outside, and farther and farther awaythen back, and all about the house again, and I thought it would never, never stop. But at last it did, hours and hours after the vague twilight of the garret had long ago been blotted out by black darkness.

Then in that blessed stillness my terrors fell little by little away, and I was at peace and slept. It was a good rest I had, but I woke before the twilight had come again. I was feeling fairly comfortable, and I could think out a plan now. I made a very good one; which was, to creep down, all the way down the back stairs, and hide behind the cellar door, and slip out and escape when the iceman came at dawn, while he was inside filling the refrigerator; then I would hide all day, and start on my journey when night came; my journey towell, anywhere where they would not know me and betray me to the master. I was feeling almost cheerful now; then suddenly I thought: Why, what would life be without my puppy!

That was despair. There was no plan for me; I saw that; I must stay where I was; stay, and wait, and take what might comeit was not my affair; that was what life ismy mother had said it. Thenwell, then the calling began again! All my sorrows came back. I said to myself, the master will never forgive. I did not know what I had done to make him so bitter and so unforgiving, yet I judged it was something a dog could not understand, but which was clear to a man and dreadful.

They called and calleddays and nights, it seemed to me. So long that the hunger and thirst near drove me mad, and I recognized that I was getting very weak. When you are this way you sleep a great deal, and I did. Once I woke in an awful frightit seemed to me that the calling was right there in the garret! And so it was: it was Sadies voice, and she was crying; my name was falling from her lips all broken, poor thing, and I could not believe my ears for the joy of it when I heard her say:

Come back to usoh, come back to us, and forgiveit is all so sad without our

I broke in with such a grateful little yelp, and the next moment Sadie was plunging and stumbling through the darkness and the lumber and shouting for the family to hear, Shes found, shes found!

The days that followedwell, they were wonderful. The mother and Sadie and the servantswhy, they just seemed to worship me. They couldnt seem to make me a bed that was fine enough; and as for food, they couldnt be satisfied with anything but game and delicacies that were out of season; and every day the friends and neighbors flocked in to hear about my heroismthat was the name they called it by, and it means agriculture. I remember my mother pulling it on a kennel once, and explaining it that way, but didnt say what agriculture was, except that it was synonymous with intramural incandescence; and a dozen times a day Mrs. Gray and Sadie would tell the tale to new-comers, and say I risked my life to save the babys, and both of us had burns to prove it, and then the company would pass me around and pet me and exclaim about me, and you could see the pride in the eyes of Sadie and her mother; and when the people wanted to know what made me limp, they looked ashamed and changed the subject, and sometimes when people hunted them this way and that way with questions about it, it looked to me as if they were going to cry.

And this was not all the glory; no, the masters friends came, a whole twenty of the most distinguished people, and had me in the laboratory, and discussed me as if I was a kind of discovery; and some of them said it was wonderful in a dumb beast, the finest exhibition of instinct they could call to mind; but the master said, with vehemence, Its far above instinct; its reason, and many a man, privileged to be saved and go with you and me to a better world by right of its possession, has less of it than this poor silly quadruped thats foreordained to perish; and then he laughed, and said: Why, look at meIm a sarcasm! bless you, with all my grand intelligence, the only thing I inferred was that the dog had gone mad and was destroying the child, whereas but for the beasts intelligenceits reason, I tell you!the child would have perished!

They disputed and disputed, and I was the very centre and subject of it all, and I wished my mother could know that this grand honor had come to me; it would have made her proud.

Then they discussed optics, as they called it, and whether a certain injury to the brain would produce blindness or not, but they could not agree about it, and said they must test it by experiment by-and- by; and next they discussed plants, and that interested me, because in the summer Sadie and I had planted seedsI helped her dig the holes, you knowand after days and days a little shrub or a flower came up there, and it was a wonder how that could happen; but it did, and I wished I could talkI would have told those people about it and shown them how much I knew, and been all alive with the subject; but I didnt care for the optics; it was dull, and when they came back to it again it bored me, and I went to sleep.

Pretty soon it was spring, and sunny and pleasant and lovely, and the sweet mother and the children patted me and the puppy good-bye, and went away on a journey and a visit to their kin, and the master wasnt any company for us, but we played together and had good times, and the servants were kind and friendly, so we got along quite happily and counted the days and waited for the family.

And one day those men came again, and said, now for the test, and they took the puppy to the laboratory, and I limped three-leggedly along, too, feeling proud, for any attention shown the puppy was a pleasure to me, of course. They discussed and experimented, and then suddenly the puppy shrieked, and they set him on the floor, and he went staggering around, with his head all bloody, and the master clapped his hands and shouted:

There, Ive wonconfess it! Hes as blind as a bat!

And they all said:

Its soyouve proved your theory, and suffering humanity owes you a great debt from henceforth, and they crowded around him, and wrung his hand cordially and thankfully, and praised him.

But I hardly saw or heard these things, for I ran at once to my little darling, and snuggled close to it where it lay, and licked the blood, and it put its head against mine, whimpering softly. And I knew in my heart it was a comfort to it in its pain and trouble to feel its mothers touch, though it could not see me. Then it dropped down, presently, and its little velvet nose rested upon the floor, and it was still, and did not move any more.

Soon the master stopped discussing a moment, and rang in the footman, and said, Bury it in the far corner of the garden, and then went on with the discussion, and I trotted after the footman, very happy and grateful, for I knew the puppy was out of its pain now, because it was asleep. We went far down the garden to the farthest end, where the children and the nurse and the puppy and I used to play in the summer in the shade of a great elm, and there the footman dug a hole, and I saw he was going to plant the puppy, and I was glad, because it would grow and come up a fine handsome dog, like Robin Adair, and be a beautiful surprise for the family when they came home; so I tried to help him dig, but my lame leg was no good, being stiff, you know, and you have to have two, or it is no use. When the footman had finished and covered little Robin up, he patted my head, and there were tears in his eyes, and he said: Poor little doggie, you saved his child.

I have watched two whole weeks, and he doesnt come up! 6) ____________________ I think there is something terrible about this. I do not know what it is, but the fear makes me sick, and I cannot eat, though the servants bring me the best of food; and they pet me so, and even come in the night, and cry, and say, Poor doggiedo give it up and come home; dont break our hearts! and all this terrifies me the more, and makes me sure something has happened. And I am so weak; since yesterday I cannot stand on my feet any more. And within this hour the servants, looking towards the sun where it was sinking out of sight and the night chill coming on, said things I could not understand, but they carried something cold to my heart.

Those poor creatures! They do not suspect They will come home in the morning, and eagerly ask for the little doggie that did the brave deed, and who of us will be strong enough to say the truth to them: The humble little friend is gone where go the beasts that perish.

 

 

Exercises

1.

Fill in the gaps in the text with the missing sentences. There is one extra letter that you do not need:

A) There could not be a happier dog than I was, nor a gratefuler one.

B) That is to say, I was asleep on the bed.

C) Then came a sound that froze me.

D) And it was the same with phrases.

E) This last week a fright has been stealing upon me.

F) My mother could organize a Trust on that one that would skin the tax-collars off the whole herd.

G) I was sleeping peacefully in my shelter.

 

 

2.

Find the following words in the text and translate them: to have a fondness for smth., to keep on hand, to have wit enough to do smth., cant help doing smth., to comfort, to say ones farewells, to rush away, to think out a plan, to go away on a journey, to sink out of sight.

 

3.

Complete the sentences with the words listed above:

1. He was not the best person in the world but I __________________admiring his intelligence.

2. Pete always ___________________ a couple of tricks to amuse the crowd.

3. Jane kept watching the ship in the rays of setting sun until it ___________

4. The burglar was an experienced and greedy fellow. Firstly he ______________ how to get into the bank without his partners help.

5. Lisa is very upset. Please go and ___________ her.

6. Charles looked at Molly in such a tender way that I had no doubts he _____________her.

7. I am so tired of work and all this routine. I think I need to get away. Definitely I should___________________ next month.

8. They______________ and never met afterwards.

9. Did you see Jack? Yes he was in a hurry. He saw me but didnt stop and ____________ in that direction.

10. I guess Helen __________________ not to gossip about her affair.

 

4.

Paraphrase the following sentences using the active vocabulary. Use maximum five words including the key word to paraphrase the original sentence.

 

1. I have adored this guy because he is much fun

Had

I _________________________this guy as he is much fun

 

2. We do not believe that Chandler is so stupid that he could forget to buy a present

Has

Chandler ____________________________bought a present

 

3. I am sorry but I dont want to spend all my day trying to calm you down.

Feel

I ___________________________________________ all day long

 

4. It was the second day of searches but Pete couldnt be found anywhere

Out

Pete _________________________ two days ago.

 

5. It was impossible for the children not to say good bye to Mrs. Flintstone

Help

The children could_______________________________ to Mrs. Flintstone

 

5.

Make up dialogues with the active vocabulary.

 

6.

Prepare a retelling of the text.

 

7.

Get ready to continue the story starting from the moment when the family members come back from the journey.

 

8.

Get ready to speak on the following topics:

 

1. Why are animals more loyal than humans?

2. Who are the most heroic animals?

3. Are animals rights protected in our country?

 

9.

Listen to the recording and answer the questions.

1) What is ASPCN?

2) How can they help the dog?

3) Are there any organizations like ASPCN in your country?

4) Do you think that there are many people who adopt animals in your country?

(Howard Beckerman. Family Album USA New York: Macmillan Publishing 1991)

 

Appendix.

 

Recommended audio and video materials:

1) Capel, A. Sharp W. Objective First Certificate. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, 2005. Unit 4, Ex. 4, p. 29.

2) Vaughan Jones, Sue Kay Inside Out Video Pre-Intermediate. Oxford: MACMILLAN, Unit 17 My Humans.

 

Interlinks:

Arakin Textbook 3, Unit 8 Man and Nature

 

 

Classic Reading for New Skills

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