PAUL BUNYAN
When Wesley Everest came home from overseas and got his discharge from the army he went back to his old job of logging. His folks were of the old Kentucky and Tennessee stock of woodsmen and squir- relhunters who followed the trail blazed by Lewis and Clark into the rainy giant forests of the Pacific slope. In the army Everest was a sharpshooter, won a medal for a crack shot.
(Since the days of the homesteaders the western promoters and the politicians and lobbyists in Wash- ington had been busy with the rainy giant forests of the Pacific slope, with the result that:
ten monopoly groups aggregating only one thou- sand eight hundred and two holders, monopolized one thousand two hundred and eight billion, eight hundred million,
[1,208,800,000,000] square feet of standing timber, . . . enough stand- ing timber . . . to yield the planks necessary [over and above the manufacturing wastage] to make a float- ing bridge more than two feet thick and more than five miles wide from New York to Liverpool; --
wood for scaffolding, wood for jerrybuilding resi- dential suburbs, billboards, wood for shacks and ships and shantytowns, pulp for tabloids, yellow journals, editorial pages, advertizing copy, mailorder catalogues, filingcards, army paperwork, handbills, flimsy.)
Wesley Everest was a logger like Paul Bunyan.
The lumberjacks, loggers, shingleweavers, saw- mill workers were the helots of the timber empire; the I.W.W. put the idea of industrial democracy in Paul Bunyan's
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Bunyan's head; wobbly organizers said the forests ought to belong to the whole people, said Paul Bunyan ought to be paid in real money instead of in company scrip, ought to have a decent place to dry his clothes, wet from the sweat of a day's work in zero weather and snow, an eight hour day, clean bunkhouses, wholesome grub; when Paul Bunyan came back from making Europe safe for the democracy of the Big Four, he joined the lumberjack's local to help make the Pacific slope safe for the workingstiffs. The wobblies were reds. Not a thing in this world Paul Bunyan's ascared of.
(To be a red in the summer of 1919 was worse than being a hun or a pacifist in the summer of 1917.)
The timber owners, the sawmill and shinglekings were patriots; they'd won the war (in the course of which the price of lumber had gone up from $16 a thousand feet to $116; there are even cases where the government paid as high as $1200 a thousand for spruce); they set out to clean the reds out of the log- ging camps;
free American institutions must be preserved at any cost;
so they formed the Employers Association and the Legion of Loyal Loggers, they made it worth their while for bunches of ex-soldiers to raid I.W.W. halls, lynch and beat up organizers, burn subversive literature.
On Memorial Day 1918 the boys of the American Legion in Centralia led by a group from the Chamber of Commerce wrecked the I.W.W. hall, beat up every- body they found in it, jailed some and piled the rest of the boys in a truck and dumped them over the county line, burned the papers and pamphlets and auctioned
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off the fittings for the Red Cross; the wobblies' desk still stands in the Chamber of Commerce.
The loggers hired a new hall and the union kept on growing. Not a thing in this world Paul Bunyan's ascared of.
Before Armistice Day, 1919, the town was full of rumors that on that day the hall would be raided for keeps. A young man of good family and pleasant man- ners, Warren O. Grimm, had been an officer with the American force in Siberia; that made him an authority on labor and Bolsheviks, so he was chosen by the busi- ness men to lead the 100% forces in the Citizens Pro- tective League to put the fear of God into Paul Bunyan.
The first thing the brave patriots did was pick up a blind newsdealer and thrash him and drop him in a ditch across the county line.
The loggers consulted counsel and decided they had a right to defend their hall and themselves in case of a raid. Not a thing in this world Paul Bunyan's ascared of.
Wesley Everest was a crack shot; Armistice Day he put on his uniform and filled his pockets with car- tridges. Wesley Everest was not much of a talker; at a meeting in the Union Hall the Sunday before the raid, there'd been talk of the chance of a lynching bee; Wesley Everest had been walking up and down the aisle with his O.D. coat on over a suit of overalls, distribut- ing literature and pamphlets; when the boys said they wouldn't stand for another raid, he stopped in his tracks with the papers under his arm, rolled himself a brown- paper cigarette and smiled a funny quiet smile.
Armistice Day was raw and cold; the mist rolled in from Puget Sound and dripped from the dark boughs
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of the spruces and the shiny storefronts of the town. Warren O. Grimm commanded the Centralia section of the parade. The exsoldiers were in their uniforms. When the parade passed by the union hall without halt- ing, the loggers inside breathed easier, but on the way back the parade halted in front of the hall. Somebody whistled through his fingers. Somebody yelled, "Let's go. . . at 'em, boys." They ran towards the wobbly hall. Three men crashed through the door. A rifle spoke. Rifles crackled on the hills back of the town, roared in the back of the hall.
Grimm and an exsoldier were hit.
The parade broke in disorder but the men with rifles formed again and rushed the hall. They found a few unarmed men hiding in an old icebox, a boy in uniform at the head of the stairs with his arms over his head.
Wesley Everest shot the magazine of his rifle out, dropped it and ran for the woods. As he ran he broke through the crowd in the back of the hall, held them off with a blue automatic, scaled a fence, doubled down an alley and through the back street. The mob fol- lowed. They dropped the coils of rope they had with them to lynch Britt Smith the I.W.W. secretary. It was Wesley Everest's drawing them off that kept them from lynching Britt Smith right there.
Stopping once or twice to hold the mob off with some scattered shots, Wesley Everest ran for the river, started to wade across. Up to his waist in water he stopped and turned.
Wesley Everest turned to face the mob with a funny quiet smile on his face. He'd lost his hat and his hair dripped with water and sweat. They started to rush him.
"Stand back," he shouted, "if there's bulls in the crowd I'll submit to arrest."
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The mob was at him. He shot from the hip four times, then his gun jammed. He tugged at the trigger, and taking cool aim shot the foremost of them dead. It was Dale Hubbard, another exsoldier, nephew of one of the big lumber men of Centralia.
Then he threw his empty gun away and fought with his fists. The mob had him. A man bashed his teeth in with the butt of a shotgun. Somebody brought a rope and they started to hang him. A woman el- bowed through the crowd and pulled the rope off his neck.
"You haven't the guts to hang a man in the day- time," was what Wesley Everest said.
They took him to the jail and threw him on the floor of a cell. Meanwhile they were putting the other loggers through the third degree.
That night the city lights were turned off. A mob smashed in the outer door of the jail. "Don't shoot, boys, here's your man," said the guard. Wesley Everest met them on his feet, "Tell the boys I did my best," he whispered to the men in the other cells.
They took him off in a limousine to the Chehalis River bridge. As Wesley Everest lay stunned in the bottom of the car a Centralia business man cut his penis and testicles off with a razor. Wesley Everest gave a great scream of pain. Somebody has remembered that after a while he whispered, "For God's sake, men, shoot me. . . don't let me suffer like this." Then they hanged him from the bridge in the glare of the head- lights.
The coroner at his inquest thought it was a great joke.
He reported that Wesley Everest had broken out of jail and run to the Chehalis River bridge and tied a rope around his neck and jumped off, finding the rope
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too short he'd climbed back and fastened on a longer one, had jumped off again, broke his neck and shot himself full of holes.
They jammed the mangled wreckage into a pack- ing box and buried it.
Nobody knows where they buried the body of Wesley Everest, but the six loggers they caught they buried in the Walla Walla Penitentiary.
RICHARD ELLSWORTH SAVAGE
The pinnacles and buttresses of the apse of Nôtre Dâme looked crumbly as cigarash in the late afternoon sunshine. "But you've got to stay, Richard," Eleanor was saying as she went about the room collecting the teathings on a tray for the maid to take out. "I had to do something about Eveline and her husband before they sailed. . . after all, she's one of my oldest friends. . . and I've invited all her wildeyed hangerson to come in afterwards." A fleet of big drays loaded with winebarrels rumbled along the quay outside. Dick was staring out into the grey ash of the afternoon. "Do close that window, Richard, the dust is pouring in. . . . Of course, I realize that you'll have to leave early to go to J.W.'s meeting with the press. . . . If it hadn't been for that he'd have had to come, poor dear, but you know how busy he is." "Well, I don't exactly find the time hanging on my hands. . . but I'll stay and greet the happy pair. In the army I'd forgotten about work." He got to his feet and walked back into the room to light a cigarette.
"Well, you needn't be so mournful about it."
"I don't see you dancing in the streets yourself."
"I think Eveline's made a very grave mistake. . .
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Americans are just too incredibly frivolous about marriage."
Dick's throat got tight. He found himself noticing how stiffly he put the cigarette to his mouth, inhaled the smoke and blew it out. Eleanor's eyes were on his face, cool and searching. Dick didn't say anything, he tried to keep his face stiff.
"Were you in love with that poor girl, Richard?"
Dick blushed and shook his head.
"Well, you needn't pretend to be so hard about it. . . it's just young to pretend to be hard about things."
"Jilted by army officer, Texas belle killed in plane wreck. . . but most of the correspondents know me and did their best to kill that story. . . . What did you expect me to do, jump into the grave like Hamlet? The Hon. Mr. Barrow did all of that that was necessary. It was a frightfully tough break. . ." He let himself drop into a chair. "I wish I was hard enough so that I didn't give a damn about anything. When history's walking on all our faces is no time for pretty sentiments." He made a funny face and started talking out of the corner of his mouth. "All I ask sister is to see de woild with Uncle Woodrow. . . le beau monde sans blague tu sais." Eleanor was laughing her little shrill laugh when they heard Eveline's and Paul Johnson's voices outside on the landing.
Eleanor had bought them a pair of little blue parakeets in a cage. They drank Montracher and ate roast duck cooked with oranges. In the middle of the meal Dick had to go up to the Crillon. It was a relief to be out in the air, sitting in an open taxi, running past the Louvre made enormous by the late twilight under which the Paris streets seemed empty and very long ago like the Roman forum. All the way up past the Tuileries he played with an im- pulse to tell the taxidriver to take him to the opera, to the circus, to the fortifications, anywhere to hell and gone.
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He set his pokerface as he walked past the doorman at the Crillon.
Miss Williams gave him a relieved smile when he appeared in the door. "Oh, I was afraid you'd be late, Captain Savage." Dick shook his head and grinned. "Any- body come?" "Oh, they're coming in swarms. It'll make the front pages," she whispered. Then she had to answer the phone.
The big room was already filling up with newspaper men. Jerry Burnham whispered as he shook hands, "Say, Dick, if it's a typewritten statement you won't leave the room alive.""Don't worry," said Dick with a grin. "Say, where's Robbins?""He's out of the picture," said Dick dryly, "I think he's in Nice drinking up the last of his liver."
J.W. had come in by the other door and was moving around the room shaking hands with men he knew, being introduced to others. A young fellow with untidy hair and his necktie crooked put a paper in Dick's hand. "Say, ask him if he'd answer some of these questions." "Is he going home to campaign for the League of Nations?" somebody asked in his other ear.
Everybody was settled in chairs; J.W. leaned over the back of his and said that this was going to be an informal chat, after all, he was an old newspaper man himself. There was a pause. Dick glanced around at J.W.'s pale slightly jowly face just in time to catch a flash of his blue eyes around the faces of the correspondents. An elderly man asked in a grave voice if Mr. Moorehouse cared to say anything about the differences of opinion between the President and Colonel House. Dick settled himself back to be bored. J.W. answered with a cool smile that they'd better ask Colonel House himself about that. When some- body spoke the word oil everybody sat up in their chairs. Yes, he could say definitely an accord, a working agree- ment had been reached between certain American oil
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producers and perhaps the Royal Dutch-Shell, oh, no, of course not to set prices but a proof of a new era of inter- national cooperation that was dawning in which great aggregations of capital would work together for peace and democracy, against reactionaries and militarists on the one hand and against the bloody forces of bolshevism on the other. And what about the League of Nations? "A new era," went on J.W. in a confidential tone, "is dawning."
Chairs scraped and squeaked, pencils scratched on pads, everybody was very attentive. Everybody got it down that J.W. was sailing for New York on the Rochambeau in two weeks. After the newspapermen had gone off to make their cable deadline, J.W. yawned and asked Dick to make his excuses to Eleanor, that he was really too tired to get down to her place tonight. When Dick got out on the streets again there was still a little of the violet of dusk in the sky. He hailed a taxi; goddam it, he could take a taxi whenever he wanted to now.
It was pretty stiff at Eleanor's, people were sitting around in the parlor and in one bedroom that had been fitted up as a sort of boudoir with a tall mirror draped with lace, talking uncomfortably and intermittently. The bridegroom looked as if he had ants under his collar. Eveline and Eleanor were standing in the window talking with a gauntfaced man who turned out to be Don Stevens who'd been arrested in Germany by the Army of Occupa- tion and for whom Eveline had made everybody scamper around so. "And any time I get in a jam," he was saying, "I always find a little Jew who helps get me out. . . this time he was a tailor."
"Well, Eveline isn't a little Jew or a tailor," said Eleanor icily, "but I can tell you she did a great deal."
Stevens walked across the room to Dick and asked him what sort of a man Moorehouse was. Dick found himself blushing. He wished Stevens wouldn't talk so loud. "Why, he's a man of extraordinary ability," he stammered.
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"I thought he was a stuffed shirt. . . I didn't see what those damn fools of the bourgeois press thought they were getting for a story. . . I was there for the D.H."
"Yes, I saw you," said Dick.
"I thought maybe, from what Steve Warner said, you were the sort of guy who'd be boring from within."
"Boring in another sense, I guess, boring and bored."
Stevens stood over him glaring at him as if he was going to hit him. "Well, we'll know soon enough which side a man's on. We'll all have to show our faces, as they say in Russia, before long."
Eleanor interrupted with a fresh smoking bottle of champagne. Stevens went back to talk to Eveline in the window. "Why, I'd as soon have a Baptist preacher in the house," Eleanor tittered.
"Damn it, I hate people who get their pleasure by making other people feel uncomfortable," grumbled Dick under his breath. Eleanor smiled a quick V-shaped smile and gave his arm a pat with her thin white hand, that was tipped by long nails pointed and pink and marked with halfmoons. "So do I, Dick, so do I."
When Dick whispered that he had a headache and thought he'd go home and turn in, she gripped his arm and pulled him into the hall. "Don't you dare go home and leave me alone with this frost." Dick made a face and followed her back into the salon. She poured him a glass of champagne from the bottle she still held in her hand: "Cheer up Eveline," she whispered squeakily. "She's about ready to go down for the third time."
Dick stood around for hours talking to Mrs. Johnson about books, plays, the opera. Neither of them seemed to be able to keep track of what the other was saying. Eveline couldn't keep her eyes off her husband. He had a young cubbish look Dick couldn't help liking; he was standing by the sideboard getting tight with Stevens, who kept making ugly audible remarks about parasites and the
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lahdedah boys of the bourgeoisie. It went on for a long time. Paul Johnson got sick and Dick had to help him find the bathroom. When he came back into the salon he almost had a fight with Stevens, who, after an argument about the Peace Conference, suddenly hauled off with his fists clenched and called him a goddam fairy. The Johnsons hustled Stevens out. Eleanor came up to Dick and put her arm around his neck and said he'd been magnificent.
Paul Johnson came back upstairs after they'd gone to get the parakeets. He looked pale as a sheet. One of the birds had died and was lying on its back stiff with his claws in the air at the bottom of the cage.
At about three o'clock Dick rode home to his hotel in a taxi.
NEWSREEL XLIII
the placards borne by the radicals were taken away from them, their clothing torn and eyes blackened before the service and ex-service men had finished with them
34 Die After Drinking Wood Alcohol Trains in France May Soon Stop
Gerard Throws His Hat into the Ring
SUPREME COURT DASHES LAST HOPE OF MOIST MOUTH
LIFE BOAT CALLED BY ROCKET SIGNALS SEARCHES IN VAIN FOR SIXTEEN HOURS
America I love you You're like a sweetheart of mine
LES GENS SAGES FUIENT LES REUNIONS POLITIQUES
WALLSTREET CLOSES WEAK: FEARS TIGHT MONEY
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From ocean to ocean For you my devotion Is touching each boundary line
LITTLE CARUSO EXPECTED
his mother, Mrs. W. D. McGillicudy said: "My first husband was killed while crossing tracks in front of a train, my second husband was killed in the same way and now it is my son
Just like a little baby Climbing its mother's knee
MACHINEGUNS MOW DOWN MOBS IN KNOXVILLE
America I love you
Aviators Lived for Six Days on Shellfish the police compelled the demonstrators to lower these flags and ordered the convention not to exhibit any red em- blems save the red in the starry banner of the United States; it may not be indiscreet to state, however, in any case it cannot dim his glory, that General Pershing was confined to his state- room through seasickness when the message arrived. Old Fellow of 89 Treasures Chewinggum as Precious Souvenir Couldn't Maintain His Serenity In Closing League Debates
And there's a hundred million others like me
THE BODY OF AN AMERICAN
Whereas the Congress of the united states by a concurrent reso- lution adoptedon the 4th day of march last authorized the Secretary- of war to cause to be brought to the united states the body of an American who was a member of the american expeditionary forces in- europe who lost his life during the world war and whose identity has-
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not been established for burial in the memorial amphi theatre ofthe national cemeteryatarlington virginia
In the tarpaper morgue at Chalons-sur-Marne in the reek of chloride of lime and the dead, they picked out the pine box that held all that was left of
enie menie minle moe plenty other pine boxes stacked up there containing what they'd scraped up of Richard Roe
and other person or persons unknown. Only one can go. How did they pick John Doe?
Make sure he aint a dinge, boys, make sure he aint a guinea or a kike,
how can you tell a guy's a hunredpercent when all you've got's a gunnysack full of bones, bronze buttons stamped with the screaming eagle and a pair of roll puttees?
. . . and the gagging chloride and the puky dirt- stench of the yearold dead. . .
The day withal was too meaningful and tragic for ap- plause. Silence, tears, songs and prayer, muffled drums and soft music were the instrumentalities today of national approba- tion.
John Doe was born (thudding din of blood in love into the shuddering soar of a man and a woman alone indeed together lurching into
and ninemonths sick drowse waking into scared agony and the pain and blood and mess of birth). John Doe was born
and raised in Brooklyn, in Memphis, near the lake- front in Cleveland, Ohio, in the stench of the stock- yards in Chi, on Beacon Hill, in an old brick house in Alexandria Virginia, on Telegraph Hill, in a halftim- bered Tudor cottage in Portland the city of roses,
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in the Lying-In Hospital old Morgan endowed on Stuyvesant Square,
across the railroad tracks, out near the country club, in a shack cabin tenement apartmenthouse ex- clusive residential suburb;
scion of one of the best families in the social reg- ister, won first prize in the baby parade at Coronado Beach, was marbles champion of the Little Rock gram- marschools, crack basketballplayer at the Booneville High, quarterback at the State Reformatory, having saved the sheriff's kid from drowning in the Little Missouri River was invited to Washington to be photo- graphed shaking hands with the President on the White House steps; --
though this was a time of mourning, such an assemblage necessarily has about it a touch of color. In the boxes are seen the court uniforms of foreign diplomats, the gold braid of our own and foreign fleets and armies, the black of the con- ventional morning dress of American statesmen, the varicol- ored furs and outdoor wrapping garments of mothers and. sisters come to mourn, the drab and blue of soldiers and sailors, the glitter of musical instruments and the white and black of a vested choir
-- busboy harveststiff hogcaller boyscout champeen cornshucker of Western Kansas bellhop at the United States Hotel at Saratoga Springs office boy callboy fruiter telephone lineman longshoreman lumberjack plumber's helper,
worked for an exterminating company in Union City, filled pipes in an opium joint in Trenton, N. J.
Y.M.C.A. secretary, express agent, truckdriver, fordmechanic, sold books in Denver Colorado: Madam would you be willing to help a young man work his way through college?
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President Harding, with a reverence seemingly more sig- nificant because of his high temporal station, concluded his. speech:
We are met today to pay the impersonal tribute; the name of him whose body lies before us took flight with his imperishable soul. . .
as a typical soldier of this representative democracy he fought and died believing in the, indisputable justice of his country's cause. . .
by raising his right hand and asking the thousands within the sound of his voice to join in the prayer:
Our Father which art in heaven hallowed be thy name. . .
Naked he went into the army;
they weighed you, measured you, looked for flat feet, squeezed your penis to see if you had clap, looked up your anus to see if you had piles, counted your teeth, made you cough, listened to your heart and lungs, made you read the letters on the card, charted your urine and your intelligence,
gave you a service record for a future (imperish- able soul)
and an identification tag stamped with your serial number to hang around your neck, issued O D regula- tion equipment, a condiment can and a copy of the articles of war.
Atten'SHUN suck in your gut you c ----- r wipe that smile off your face eyes right wattja tink dis is a choirch-social? For-war-D'ARCH.
Jolhn Doe
and Richard Roe and other person or persons un- known
drilled hiked, manual of arms, ate slum, learned
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to salute, to soldier, to loaf in the latrines, forbidden to smoke on deck, overseas guard duty, forty men and eight horses, shortarm inspection and the ping of shrap- nel and the shrill bullets combing the air and the sore- head woodpeckers the machineguns mud cooties gas- masks and the itch.
Say feller tell me how I can get back to my outfit.
John Doe had a head
for twentyodd years intensely the nerves of the eyes the ears the palate the tongue the fingers the toes the armpits, the nerves warmfeeling under the skin charged the coiled brain with hurt sweet warm cold mine must dont sayings print headlines:
Thou shalt not the multiplication table long di- vision, Now is the time for all good men knocks but once at a young man's door, It's a great life if Ish gebibbel, The first five years'll be the Safety First, Suppose a hun tried to rape your my country right or wrong, Catch 'em young, What he dont know wont treat 'em rough, Tell 'em nothin, He got what was coming to him he got his, This is a white man's coun- try, Kick the bucket, Gone west, If you dont like it you can croaked him
Say buddy cant you tell me how I can get back to my outfit?
Cant help jumpin when them things go off, give me the trots them things do. I lost my identification tag swimmin in the Marne, roughhousin with a guy while we was waitin to be deloused, in bed with a girl named Jeanne (Love moving picture wet French postcard dream began with saltpeter in the coffee and ended at the propho station); --
Say soldier for chrissake cant you tell me how I can get back to my outfit?
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John Doe's heart pumped blood: alive thudding silence of blood in your ears down in the clearing in the. Oregon forest where the punkins were punkincolor pouring into the blood through the eyes and the fallcolored trees and the bronze hoopers were hopping through the dry grass, where tiny striped snails hung on the underside of the blades and the flies hummed, wasps droned, bumblebees buzzed, and the woods smelt of wine and mushrooms and apples, homey smell of fall pouring into the blood, and I dropped the tin hat and the sweaty pack and lay flat with the dogday sun licking my throat and adamsapple and the tight skin over the breastbone.
The shell had his number on it.
The blood ran into the ground.
The service record dropped out of the filing cab- inet when the quartermaster sergeant got blotto that time they had to pack up and leave the billets in a hurry.
The identification tag was in the bottom of the Marne.
The blood ran into the ground, the brains oozed out of the cracked skull and were licked up by the trenchrats, the belly swelled and raised a generation of bluebottle flies,
and the incorruptible skeleton, and the scraps of dried viscera and skin bundled in khaki
they took to Chalons-sur-Marne and laid it out neat in a pine coffin
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and took it home to God's Country on a battleship and buried it in a sarcophagus in the Memorial Amphitheatre in the Arlington National Cemetery and draped the Old Glory over it And the bugler played taps and Mr. Harding prayed to God and the diplo- mats and the generals and the admirals and the brass- hats and the politicians and the handsomely dressed ladies out of the society column of the Washington Post stood up solemn and thought how beautiful sad Old Glory God's Country it was to have the bugler play taps and the three volleys made their ears ring.
Where his chest ought to have been they pinned the Congressional Medal, the D.S.C., the Me- daille Militaire, the Belgian Croix de Guerre, the Ital- ian gold medal, the Vitutea Militara sent by Queen Marie of Rumania, the Czechoslovak war cross, the Virtuti Militari of the Poles, a wreath sent by Hamilton Fish, Jr., of New York, and a little wampum presented by a deputation of Arizona redskins in warpaint and feathers. All the Washingtonians brought flowers.
Woodrow Wilson brought a bouquet of poppies.
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