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Early for Lunch
Mr Alien: Hello, Lily. You're looking lovely today.
Waitress: Hello, Mr Alien. You're early for lunch. It's only eleven o'clock.
Mr Alien: When I come later there's usually nothing left.
Wa i tr e s s: What would you like?
Mr Alien: Leg of lamb, please.
Waitress: And would you like a plate of salad? It's lettuce with black olives.
Mr Alien: Marvellous! I love olives.
Waitress: And would you like a glass of lemonade?
Mr Alien: Yes please, Lily. And a slice of melon and some yellow jelly.
2. A Spoilt Little Boy ina Bicycle Shop
Paul: What a beautiful bicycle!
Uncle Bill: Paul! Be careful!
Salesman: Excuse me, sir. This child is too small to ride this bicycle. It's a very difficult bicycle to...
Uncle В i 11: Be careful, Paul!
Paul: You always tell me to be careful. Don't help me. I won't fall.
Salesman: But, sir. This is a very special bicycle. It's... Paul: Don't pull the bicycle, Uncle Bill. I'll do it myself.
Uncle В i 11: Be sensible, Paul. This gentleman says it's, a... (Paul falls)
P a u 1: It was Uncle Bill's fault. He was holding the bicycle.
A Proud Parent
Mrs Randal: Are" all the children grown up now, Ruth?
Mrs R e e d: Oh yes. Laura is the cleverest one. She's a librarian in the public library.
Mrs Randal: Very interesting. And what about Rita?
Mrs Reed: She's a secretary at the railway station.
Mrs Randal: And what about Rosemary? She was always a very pretty child.
Mrs Reed: Rosemary is a waitress in a restaurant in Paris. She's married to an electrician.
Mrs Randal: And what about Jerry and Roland?
Mrs Reed: Jerry drives a lorry. He drives everywhere in Europe.
Mrs Randal: Really? Which countries does he drive to?
Mrs Reed: France and Austria and Greece and Russia.
Mrs Randal: And does Roland drive a lorry too?
Mrs Reed: Oh, no. Roland is a pilot.
Mrs Randal: Really? Which countries does he fly to?
Mrs Reed: Australia and America.
A Lovely Little lion
Billy: I love wild life in its natural element. Look at all your lovely animals, Lucy. Lots and lots.
Lucy: Eleven, actually.
Billy: And look! Here's a lovely little lion — a real live black lion asleep on the lawn.
Lucy: That's a leopard, actually.
Billy: I don't believe it! Leopards are yellow. Look, Lucy, he's laughing! Do animals understand the English language?
Lucy: Leave him alone, Billy. He's licking his lips.
Billy: Would you like a lettuce leaf, little lion?
Lucy: Billy, be careful — Oh Lord!
Billy: Let go! Help, Lucy, he's got my leg!
Lucy: Actually, that's how I lost my left leg. You wouldn't listen, you silly fool. Well, let's limp over and look at the gorillas.
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