Mikey's POV. I was sitting here watching some low-budget horror movie with Gerard when he decided to make us some coffee

I was sitting here watching some low-budget horror movie with Gerard when he decided to make us some coffee. While he was in the kitchen, his cellphone went off. The caller ID was unknown.

"Can you answer that Mikey?" Gerard asked. I grabbed the phone and answered it.

"Hey," I said into the phone.

"Hey sexy," the voice said. I widened my eyes. It sounded like that creepy Frank asshole from Gerard's work. But I couldn't be sure.

"Who's this?" I asked.

"Don't tell me you forgot who I am Ninja boy," the voice said... Ninja boy... oh, it was The Skeleton.

"Actually, this is Ninja boy's brother. Um, it's nice to meet you. Is this his boyfriend?" I asked.

"Yeah. So what's your name?" he asked me.

"Well, it depends on where I'm at. If I'm around people who hate me, I go by ass hole or something. But considering who you are, I'm gonna stick with saying that my name is Ninja Boy's brother," I spoke. I knew that Gerard didn't want The Skeleton to know who I was or some shit, just in case my myspace was searched. I didn't get the point. I mean, The Skeleton could look our address up on the internet and find out who we were. Apparently Gerard had tried to do that to The Skeleton and his address was listed as private so there was no name given for who lived at The Skeleton's residence. Gerard had been trying to figure out who The Skeleton was for ages. He knew that the guy was a brunette and knew that he had tattoos. Wait, could The Skeleton be Frank?

The Skeleton and Frank sure sounded the same and Frank was brunette with tattoos and according to Gerard The Skeleton had gotten some tattoos from the tattoo parlor that Frank worked at. Plus Gerard said that Frank had once broken a water cooler down on his desk to put out a fire and kicked down the door of a bathroom stall. Only someone super strong would be able to do that. And Frank had told me that he thought that I was someone who he often made out with but 'never got a glimpse of'. Maybe he was trying to guess who The Dark Ninja was if he was going around making out with strangers. I had a feeling that Frank was The Skeleton. But I didn't want to squash Gerard's fun. I mean there was a chance it was just a coincidence that everything was pointing at Frank being The Skeleton. After all, there were lots of people in New York.

"So Ninja Boy's got you being secretive too huh?" he asked. I bit my lip.

"Yeah. Now lemme ask you something. Where do you work?" I asked.

"In a shop. That's all I will say since you won't tell me your name. Do you think you'd be able to get my boyfriend to come to the phone? Or is he a little busy right now?" The Skeleton who was possibly Frank asked.

"Um, sure. I'll get him for you in just a sec," I said into the phone. "NINJA BOY! There's a phone call for you," I called out to Gerard.

"Ok," Gerard replied with a smile on his face as he ran and took the phone off me. "You know, if you keep calling me Ninja Boy, then I'm gonna have to find a nickname for you," Gerard said into the phone. That was sickening. I had never seen my brother go all gooey for someone. That was another reason that I couldn't tell him that I had a theory that Frank was The Skeleton. Gerard would always have a smile on his face after speaking with The Skeleton. I didn't want to crush that unnecessarily. I began to make gagging noises at how mushy and disgusting Gerard was being and Gerard shoved me.

"Sorry, my brother was just being immature, his dream is to become a unicorn so that it can look like he permanently has a dick on his head," he apologized into the phone.

"Oh, real mature Ninja boy," I said sarcastically, earning another shove from Gerard.