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Gerard’s POV. The weekend flew by and there were no more signs of Dr




The weekend flew by and there were no more signs of Dr. Krustallos. The first half of the week showed no sign of Dr. Krustallos either. The media had also picked up on the fact that The Skeleton and The Dark Ninja had not been seen around for 5 days now. They noted that crime had gone up a whopping 25% since we had ‘disappeared’. But Frank and I were not backing down. We were actually enjoying our time away from saving the world. We had gotten to know one another even better, Mikey had walked in on us having sex four times and Erica had walked in on us two times. Frank and I were currently extremely active in the sexual department. All the sex was keeping us in good physical shape for when we would eventually go back to saving the world.

In other news, Mikey had still not discovered his powers. Erica had tried numerous times to try and get him to unveil his powers. But it wasn’t working out for him. He was just getting tired and frustrated.

It wasn’t until the Thursday when Dr. Krustallos re-surfaced. He put up another acid-crystal wall. So original! But this time he brought a friend, the masked electricity man. Dr. Krustallos stood up on his soapbox once more in front of the media and introduced the electric man on live television. Frank and I were watching everything while sitting on the couch, wearing only our boxers and eating Cocoa Puffs straight out the box.

So I was in my lair and this guy just comes up to me and says that he wants to help me bring down The Skeleton and The Dark Ninja. So I told him to do something to impress me. And I’ll have you know just how much of a Jonas Brothers fan I am,” he spoke sarcastically, inferring that he was behind the killings of the famous boy band.

And anyway, by killing the Jonas Brothers painfully and slowly, he got my respect. I mean, have you seen those youtube videos of them dying filmed by their 12 year old fans? It’s the most fun I’ve had since I killed Jeph Howard. Watching that man squirm until I smothered his face in acid crystals was the highlight of my year. And you dumb-fucks thought that the crystal jumped out of the gutter. Well, I have news for you. Dr. Krustallos does not go into the sewer. Nor does he go anywhere where he’s likely to get wet. Now, back to the point of my speech. My friend who killed The Jonas Brothers has a name. And it is not ‘electric man’ or ‘sexy afro man with a mask’. His name is The Executioner and he works for me,” Dr. Krustallos paused for a moment.

“The Executioner... Oooh I’m so scared,” Frank spoke sarcastically.

We were gonna bring down The Skeleton and The Dark Ninja. But judging by what The New York Times has been writing about, it sounds like the NYPD did that for us. So I’d like to thank the NYPD and the Mayor for their effort. Oh, and you people down there on the street might want to run. This acid’s gonna liquidize any minute and there’s no Skeleton or Dark Ninja to save you,” Dr. Krustallos continued.

Bye bye now,” Dr. Krustallos said, holding onto The Executioner, both of them flying away as panic and chaos erupted downtown. Even the person holding the news camera was running, before stopping right away from where the wall was. Suddenly, the acid began to liquidize, forming a small river, running all the way down the street. The road began to be eaten away by the acid as the fire brigade blasted the river with their hose, causing a thick steam to rise from where the acid once was. They then blasted the remainder of the crystal which exploded into a million pieces. Small bits flying everywhere, no doubt onto people as well.
Everyone must line up immediately and be hosed down,” the fire commissioner ordered as Frank and I continued to watch the mayhem on the TV. Suddenly the front door to the apartment opened and in stepped Mikey and Erica.

“Oh my god. Did you see what was happening on the news? Mikey and I got here as quickly as we could,” Erica spoke.

“Yeah. The crystal wall just acidized and then the fire brigade blasted the remainder of the crystal with his hose and it exploded and went everywhere. And now they’re hosing down everyone who got sprayed with crystals,” Frank informed her.

“Holy shit!” Erica exclaimed.

“No, I don’t think this shit is very holy,” Frank replied, being a smartass.

“So are you two gonna get back into it?” Erica asked.

“Not quite yet. I’m enjoying this holiday too much. Plus, they haven’t called yet and crawled back to us,” Frank pointed out, right as my cellphone rang.

“Hello?” I answered.

Hello Mr. Dark Ninja. It’s the Mayor here,” the Mayor said on the other end. “I was wondering if you and I could possibly negotiate the return of you and The Skeleton to aiding us in the capture of Dr. Krustallos and The Executioner,” he added.

“Uh, let me just put you on speakerphone so that The Skeleton can join in on the conversation,” I told the Mayor. “Hot Boy and Hot Girl must remain quiet,” I whispered to Mikey and Erica. “Ok. You’re on speakerphone Mr. Mayor. Please continue,” I told him.

As I was saying, I would like you both to consider coming back to protect the city of New York,” the Mayor said.

“Do we get to use your police computer program to find out the identity of Dr. Krustallos?” Frank asked.

I’m sorry Mr. Skeleton but I am unable to authorize such things.”

“But you’re the Mayor. You have control over the whole city. Surely you can get the police sergeant to consider it,” Frank pressed.

No. I am unable to do such things” the Mayor told us.

“Well then we are unable to come back and help you out. I’m sorry if we sound like we’re walking around with our heads up our asses. But this is our safety we’re talking about. If we could capture Dr. Krustallos and The Executioner without them knowing it, then it would be a lot safer for us and for the city of New York,” I spoke.

I’ll see what I can do,” the Mayor spoke, before we both finished our conversation and hung up.

“Why didn’t you guys tell me that was why you both went on hiatus? You don’t fucking need them to authorize all that shit. I can hack you into the police network and you can look up profiles and whatever else you wanna look up,” Erica informed us.

“You can hack?” Frank asked, surprised.

“Of course I can. I am super smart you know,” Erica reminded him.

“Ok, let’s do this then,” I decided as Frank got up and raced to get his laptop computer.

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